Sunday, March 27, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
Mommy Diaries (Toddler vs. Walmart)
Why is it, when you take your child to walmart they act up?
Don’t they know that it is the last place left in the United States of America that will allow spankings in public?
Not only that, but someone will offer, “hey you want me to spank your kid”? No fine old sir guarding the door for protection
I’ll just let him be an angry beaver on the floor.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Mommy Diaries (Toddler Vs Mommy) Entry 127: Laundry day living a hotel is already hard enough having to dragging your loads up and down 4 flights of stairs, while coaxing an unwilling toddler to come with you and not run the other direction. But after your sweating profusely and you are glorified that the Laundry Amazing Race is over. . . My toddler decides to have a dance party on the once folded clothes.
Mommy Diaries: (Toddler vs. Me) 7:00am.Before Coffee. Thought the week apart made us refrain from war tactics. I was wrong. Kel asked to take a bath first thing this morning. went to run bath. sniper mode was on. I got smoked in the side of the face. Not fully aware of what just happend to me i quickly dried my face. Then an egg came out of no where, missed me & hit the bath tub. I have evidence.
(Mommy Diaries: Mommy Vs Toddler) Before entering into slumer last night I climb into my place of rest and realize that my little arch enemy baby had poored a very very large amount of pepper into my bed. He jumped on it the pepper flew everywhere, started making me sneeze and then backfired and got into his nose and eye! The war tactic he used backfired badly!