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Sunday, March 27, 2011
Toddler vs. Mom's dinner plans.
Well, you know how they say that "moms have eyes in the back of there head" they lied. Or I did not receive this ever so special power. All I have to do is turn my back and BAM he strikes! He's a ninja! And now he is using his ninja skills to sabotage my dinner plans!? I am getting weaker as he grows stronger. I must seek special "eyes in the back of my head" training from a more experienced super mom.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Toddler vs. Walmart
Mommy Diaries (Toddler vs. Walmart)
Why is it, when you take your child to walmart they act up?
Don’t they know that it is the last place left in the United States of America that will allow spankings in public?
Not only that, but someone will offer, “hey you want me to spank your kid”? No fine old sir guarding the door for protection
I’ll just let him be an angry beaver on the floor.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Mommy Diaries (Toddler Vs Mommy) Entry 127: Laundry day living a hotel is already hard enough having to dragging your loads up and down 4 flights of stairs, while coaxing an unwilling toddler to come with you and not run the other direction. But after your sweating profusely and you are glorified that the Laundry Amazing Race is over. . . My toddler decides to have a dance party on the once folded clothes.
Eggtastic morning.
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