Eggtastic morning.

Mommy Diaries: (Toddler vs. Me) 7:00am.Before Coffee. Thought the week apart made us refrain from war tactics. I was wrong. Kel asked to take a bath first thing this morning. went to run bath. sniper mode was on. I got smoked in the side of the face. Not fully aware of what just happend to me i quickly dried my face. Then an egg came out of no where, missed me & hit the bath tub. I have evidence.