Mommy Diaries: Toddler vs. Lacy the Lab- I was in the field preparing food for my soldiers (family) and I momentarily let my guard down. That's when he struck. He grabbed his black oozing weapon of doom (sharpie) and attacked my fortress. I then retrieved his weapon. Out of breath I turned to him & he had some kind of war powder? My best friend and companion, smoked by war dust.